Total Medals Earned: 551 (From 87 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,865 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Clear levels 10-15!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (115/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (100/500 points)
Win a Bonus Round
Unlock Houkin
Unlock Orlok
Unlock Zver
Beat the Game
Reach Streak 2 (Beat the game twice in a row)
Reach Streak 3 (Beat the game three times in a row)
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Fail 20 times
Kill 20 farmers
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Jump 20 hoplites
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/500 points)
Hold it in 30 seconds
Complete Story Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Hold on 80 seconds
Hold on 100 seconds
Get poop on dad 20 times.
Hold on 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (20/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/22 (20/500 points)
Farm 100 Gold yourself!
Research 100 RP yourself!
Conquer your first realm and finish the tutorial!
Buy 10 Goblins!
Buy 25 Goblins!
Farm 500 Gold yourself!
Research 500 RP yourself!
Buy 50 Goblins!
Buy 75 Goblins!
Farm 2500 Gold yourself!
Farm 10000 Gold yourself!
Research 2500 RP yourself!
Research 10000 RP yourself!
Research 25000 RP yourself!
Buy 100 Goblins!
Conquer the first lands!
Farm 25000 Gold yourself!
Conquer the west lands!
Conquer the desert lands!
Conquer the mountain lands!
Conquer the green lands!
Conquer the shadow lands and the earth will be yours!
Medals Earned: 11/30 (100/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Reach over 1000 views
Reach over 1 million site views
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 super computers
Buy over 250 items from the store
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.